strike a match for being OVER IT, because..

if I have to PULL UP my BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT one.more.time...the elastic is going to SNAP and I will have to show my butt.

this candle is INFUSED with weariness and exasperation, underlaid with sarcasm.

it's ACTUALLY scented with a comforting blend of crisp linen and the warm cotton smell of granny panties fresh out of the dryer

100% All Natural Soy Wax

• 100% Lead Free, 3 - Cotton Wicks
• Essential and Fragrance Oil Infused
• Vegan, Cruelty Free
• 14.5 oz - jar measures 3.5 inches high and 4 inches in diameter
• Comes with a hammered silver lid
• 45 hour burn time
• light citrus / fresh notes, gentle florals and traces of musk combine to cocoon with warm fragrance